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Friday, August 8, 2008 ツ

Human vs Pig


human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy


pigs = eat + sleep


hence, human = pigs + work + enjoy


if, human - enjoy = pigs + work





in other words,
humans that dont know how to enjoy = pigs that work





men = eat + sleep + earn money


pigs = eat + sleep


hence, men = pig + earn money


if men - earn money = pigs





in other words,
men that dont earn money = pigs





women = eat + sleep + spend


pigs = eat + sleep


hence,
women = pigs + spend


if, women - spend = pigs





in other words,
women that dont spend = pigs





summary:


men earn money not to let women become pigs
women spend so as not to let men become pigs!

blogged @ 1:08 AM








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